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Joke of the Day

"You know how black people always complain about being ashy? Clearly they don't have any Jewish friends."

"What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified? (OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)"

"When I was a kid, ppl would cover me in sauce, throw nuts, cherries & sprinkle hundreds & thousands over me.. Life was tough in the gateau."

"It's cruel that people make fun of the way Stephen Hawking talks. I use one of those voice boxes myself and can synthesise with him."

"I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive... they insist that I go through with it."

"YOUR MUMS SO FAT...... your mums so fat she makes the moon look small"

"Have you ever heard about Mothers Against Drunk Driving's lesser known sister organization ""Fathers Against Drunk Driving""? Probably not, it didn't last very long, it was only a fad."

"A hurricane is going to hit the east coast? Are you Joaquin?"

"For some reason I'm only afraid of Middle Eastern spiders... It's O.K. though. My doctor says it's normal to be Iraqnaphobic."

"I was born a Catholic Which came as a big surprise to my parents who were both protestants. Source: Irish actor Michael Redmond (Fr. Stone in Fr. Ted) on 'An Irishman Abroad' podcast."