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Joke of the Day

"What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn"

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things Facebook changes, the courage to change the settings I can, and the wisdom to know it won't make a difference."

"Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is ""fat""."

"If a seagull lives by the sea... If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay? A Bay Gull"

"Having sex while camping is so amazing it's ***In-Tents***"

"[interview] ""Describe yourself in 5 words."" me: Salacious. Professionally sensual. HR compliant."

"""My Friend has got a theory."" ""She reckons that the way to drive a man wild with desire is to nibble on his earlobes for hours on end."" ""I think it's bollocks"" -Jimmy Carr"

"I want my abs to be like NHS nurses... Cut"

"Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with it's the answers."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"