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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into the zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a shitzu."
Next Joke
"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the... *other side.*"
"I hope to one day ride in a crowded elevator and make knowing eye contact with the man sent to kill me."
"I'm the dog whisperer. I'll whisper the word ""dog"" 20.. hell, 30 times if the price is right"
"What do you call a teenage girl that doesn't masturbate? A liar. Post your jokes you wouldn't tell your mother."
"The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing in a kebab shop."
"Ladies, if he says he's six foot four inches, make sure that's not two separate measurements."
"They called it Twitter because Everybody Poops was taken."
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."