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Joke of the Day

"My dad just text me, ""I'm fleeing the cuntry."" I'm like, ""Wtf does that mean"". His reply? ""Your mom."""

"My dad has a piece of paper where he keeps a list of all his mistakes. He calls it my birth certificate."

"What do you get from a Hebrew genie? A coupon for 10% off three Jewishes"

"whats the difference between a mexican and a book. a book has papers ;) ayee"

"2 Muslims walk into a bar. The bar explodes."

"How many white Police Officers does it take to beat up one black motorist? None. He fell down some stairs."

"difference between laugh and sex Teacher: what's the opposite of laughing? Kid: Sex Teacher: How dare you! And why is that? Kid: Because, laughing haha and sex is ahah"

"What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? The taste."

"""I've had enough of your shit"" ~ toilet paper on strike."

"Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma"