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Joke of the Day
"F Scott Fitzgerald ...and F the Great Gatsby as well."
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"What's a neckbeard's favourite element? Manga-nese."
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth? A mechanic."
"Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement... ...in the end, you ignore it all and click ""I agree""."
"Why was the ghost sad? A lot of different reasons."
"I'm an atheist so Jesus, God, and every Christian ... ... Can go to hell"
"Home Alone teaches us that a child can't pack a suitcase but can create a fully functional flame thrower to harm a small New Jersey man."
"""""Dammit I'm Mad"" is spelled the same way backwards. Think about it."""
"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian ."
"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"