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Joke of the Day

"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian ."

"My safe word is ""insufficient funds""."

"Met this chinese guy with the surname Shen. His name's Eric. As in Eric Shen. Have him for more than 4hours, call a doctor!"

"Why could the drunk man only move left? The officer hadn't read him his rights."

"What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color I see race"

"Is it just me, or are fewer and fewer mustachioed cads tying women to the train tracks these days?"

"Annoy your wife by saying ""wow"" every time a chick gets out of the limo on The Bachelor."

"What did the pirate say when asked how old he was? Aye Matey!"

"How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two."

"Scientists have discovered what lowers women's sex drive... Wedding cake"