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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth? A mechanic."

"Just got arrested for racing my Segway wearing an adult diaper and a Viking helmet. Still not clear which law I broke."

"It is known... ..by everyone except Jon Snow. He knows nothing."

"I always keep at least 6 wigs in my trunk for trips to the grocery store so I can keep going back for samples"

"A man walks into a bar... Ow"

"My approach to women is the same as my approach to code Object Oriented"

"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."

"I might be OCD, but I'm not falling for that check engine bullshit. It's there."

"If the Jews are God's chosen people, then why did God bother creating gentiles? Well, someone has to pay retail."

"A Pokemon Go user walks into a bar.... He was too busy looking at his phone to notice it."