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Joke of the Day

"Drove past a Graveyard today... How many people are dead in there? my father says... i go unno? He says "" All of em"" dadjoked. It was 1998."

"Yo momma's so fat ...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain."

"Yo Mama So Fat... ...it took the Large Hadron Collider to weigh her atoms."

"I heard that you only use like 10% of your brain. That leaves what, 82-83%?"

"Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop? He's just looking for a pack."

"Why did my friend throw my computer out the window? So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side."

"Kids: Your homework is being graded by someone who's buzzed."

"I'm going to go on a Brexit diet The pounds will drop fast."

"My son is a man trapped in a woman's body he'll be born in February"

"Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE. CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR? Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!! http://imgur.com/2TKdb"