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Joke of the Day
"What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone? The Galaxy note 7"
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"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."
"JOB REQUIREMENTS: Must have a college degree. Must have 5 years experience. Must have volunteered as tribute and won the 74th Hunger Games."
"Feminism: because not all women can be beautiful."
"When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party. What a fungi to be around."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... They're both stuck up cunts."
"What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah"
"Pretty sure the only reason we keep pay phones around are so movie villains can give the main protagonist their next set of instructions"
"Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in the graveyard? So far the police have found over 300 dead bodies."
"So I bought a new boomerang today, the problem is, I can't seem to throw away my old one."