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Joke of the Day
"How do you give a catholic priest a circumcision? Kick the altar boy in the chin."
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"I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon."
"Everyone knows you can tell a criminal is lying if his lips are moving, but how do you know when a cop is lying? His pen is moving."
"Why don't SJWs like Reddit? It's a real cispool."
"shave your dog in the winter so he stands out in the crowd. if you lose him u can easily describe him as the cold bald dog"
"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on t.v. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11."
"10 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me! She said no both times. ( )"
"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""
"So I shot an elephant in my pajamas.. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
"I'd like a job cleaning mirrors Because it's something I can see myself doing"