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Joke of the Day

"How do you give a catholic priest a circumcision? Kick the altar boy in the chin."

"Just spoke to my mom. Unrelated: Anyone want to have unprotected anal?"

"A man walk into a doctors room with a frog hanging out of his ear. ""What on Earth happened?"" The doctor said, surprised. ""I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse."" the frog said."

"Top advice for resumes: Be VERY careful with placement of dashes. Ex. - First-hand job experience = good. First hand-job experience = bad."

"A man carrying his wife. She asks him to put her down. ""All right, you're an idiot."" he replied."

"The city of North Hollywood keeps trying to get us to call them ""NoHo."" Does this mean I have to refer to Hollywood as ""Ho?"""

"Whenever I'm feeling stressed I go to the house of mirrors... I find it's a really great place to reflect."

"Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together? Because he was in-bread."

"What happens when you force two mirrors to confront each other A bit of self reflection. Baziiing"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."