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Joke of the Day

"Just found out you can eat a big turkey dinner whenever you want without having to be thankful. This changes everything."

"I went to a reverse psychologist He told me to kill myself"

"Shopping for Melons My wife sent me to the supermarket with a grocery list, but when I unfolded and read it, all it said was ""melons"". I guess it was the honey dew list."

"The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe"

"I can't decide which room not to clean first."

"What's the clinical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."

"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"

"3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1. Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one."

"I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll."

"Comcast's Customer Service ba dum tsss"