196727
Joke of the Day
"Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places."
Next Joke
"Catch 22: I bought a protein shake but am not strong enough to twist the cap off."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking."
"My hair looks amazing today. I hope I see everybody I hate."
"A game I bought my Pokemon-Go playing friend caused her to have a brief panic attack. In hindsight, the latest Counter-Strike probably wasn't a good idea..."
"""Got kicked out of the hokey pokey class for putting it in, when I was supposed to be shaking it all about."""
"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."
"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"
"I said to my dyslexic mate, ""Guess which band has split up?"" He said, ""Erm..."""
"What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night? A stillborn"