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Joke of the Day
"Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places."
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"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ... and doesn't"
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off."
"Wife: Are you crying in there? Me crying: NO! W: have you been eating cheese again? *opens door* Me with mousetrap stuck to lips: NO"
"Men are great masochists After all, they spend most of the teen years beating themselves while looking for someone to do it for them"
"If 4 people having sex is a foursome.... 3 people having sex is a threesome... And 2 people having sex is a twosome... Does that make me handsome?"
"What's the best way to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."
"""im a growing boy"" i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral"
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"