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Joke of the Day

"so you teens like ""selfies"" huh? well if you picked up a bible now and then you would know god did selfies when he created us in his image"

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"Do you smoke... The Lady asked,"" Do you Smoke after Sex?"" I said,"" My gosh I never Looked!!!"""
"""Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It's what porno films do for men."""
"""I wasn't born yesterday"" - Lying newborn baby"
"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter? Nine and three quarters."
"I buy my guns from a man named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"
"Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout."
"Why does a Mexican take Xanax? For his Borderline Personality Disorder."
"Eye contact with the McDonald's drive-thru cashier is a shame-filled mistake."