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Joke of the Day
"Hitler wasn't a very athletic man. He never even finished a single race."
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"How did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. ba dum tish!"
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"give a man a shoe and he'll be confused as to what he needs one shoe for. teach a man to shoo and you won't have to deal with his confusion."
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, your body rejected the transplant"
"What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand? You can't gargle sand."
"God made us all different. But when He got to China He thought...to hell with it... Copy, paste, copy, paste"
"How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans."