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Joke of the Day

"I heard Israel is planning another false flag attack... The Mossad is going to nuke Gaza and blame it on the IDF."

"What's a sharks favorite game? Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*"

"What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway? Sub humans."

"[ brings ouija board to your grave ] ""Okay, now will you tell me why her number was in your phone?"""

"Oxygen and magnesium went on a date... OMg!"

"squirrel making love A squirrel was making love with a nut. another one passing by is shocked: are you fucking crazy? the first one: no stupid, I'm fucking nuts."

"I'm gonna put a Whoopee Cushion on the front of my car so that if I hit anything it'd atleast be a little funny."

"Me: Mum was I adopted? Mum: Yes, but they gave you back"

"My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face."

"The older I get, the more I understand why Squidward is always so annoyed."