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"Oxygen and magnesium went on a date... OMg!"
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"My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."
"You know what the difference between ""Pay to Win"" and ""Play to Win"" is? L. Which stands for ""Lots of Money""."
"Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X."
"If you ever see on a road where a section of the dotted line is missing - There is no law there."
"Remember when you were a kid and you used to run through the sprinklers at your uncle's farm and he'd dry you off with his strong arms?"
"So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club."
"If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear....... Do you think Greece would help?"
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly, because they're full of shit."
"Where is the 'L' in christmas? There is noel"