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Joke of the Day
"Me: Mum was I adopted? Mum: Yes, but they gave you back"
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"What's a classic Russian sci-fi film? Czar Wars"
"Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school."
"Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks."
"Why did the hipster complain about winter in July? He wanted to do it before it was cool."
"If you walk into a zoo and steal a duck do they call it stolen mallard?"
"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof."
"My friend just got married, and now he wants to sell his 47 volume Encyclopedia Britannica. He says he doesn't need it. His wife knows everything."
"Whos the funniest disney princess? raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely.."
"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""