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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna put a Whoopee Cushion on the front of my car so that if I hit anything it'd atleast be a little funny."

"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."

"A new version of clue is coming out this year It's called Flint River Clue. The only weapon is a lead pipe."

"How do you kill a one-legged fox? Tell it to run across canada ;) boom! Too soon?"

"Did you hear Giuseppe went to the bowling alley last night? Ebola perfect game!"

"My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, instead, I gave her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me..."

"It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and [Cher autotune voice] beli-EVE *club goes crazy*"

"Plum Hair Jokes THESE JOKES ARE BASED ON GIRLS WITH PLUM HAIR IF YOU DONT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PLUM HAIR YOU DYE YOUR HAIR TO GET PLUM SO.... ENJOY"

"I used to have a fear for speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it. Edit: Why is this flaired as dirty?"

"good cop bag cop. the first cop is super nice. the second is an Adidas sports bag. no suspect has been charged ever."