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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway? Sub humans."

"Whats a black persons favorite dance move the whip"

"Two maggots were fighting in dead ernest, poor old Ernest."

"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam."

"Me: grandma have you ever tried Five Guys? Grandma: at once?! *in case you don't know, Five Guys is a burger joint*"

"Hubby's ex emailed him wanting to ""reconnect"". I wanna pretend to be him & set it up so I can re CONNECT my foot up her ass"

"[Command Center] *opens map* *traces route* *marks intercept point* *drives* *waits* *target arrives *tackles* Liquor Delivery Guy: Again?"

"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he's raping someone? ""Come with me if you want to live!"""

"What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm? Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron."

"What do you call an erection during a funeral? Mourning wood!"