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Joke of the Day

"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"

"There were elections in the United States. Tom Hanks went to cast his vote. As soon as he came out of the polling booth after doing so, everyone started applauding. Why? It was a vote of T. Hanks."

"*sees a couple of vacuum cleaners making out* ""Ugh, get a Roomba"""

"Here's my favorite limerick. There once was a man from Nantuckett Whose dick was so long he could suck it Wiping cum from his chin He said with a grin If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

"What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food? He got Pasta-toots."

"If you get a gift from me, there may or may not be a pair of scissors between the wrapping and the gift. I'm gonna need those back."

"If a cop busts you with a prostitute, slip an engagement ring on her finger & be like ""Joke's on you, bro; we're in love!"""

"What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola? At least Ebola will finish me off"

"I swear if one more person RT's poetry into my TL I will draw a bath, light some candles, and just get lost in the verse's haunting imagery."

"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well you have to remember that everything is energy so..."