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Joke of the Day
"My workplace scheduled Sexual Harassment Training. Needless to say, I was greatly disappointed."
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"I cracked a beer at 9:11 this morning... Too soon?"
"I'd submit a joke about the World trade center building But 9/11 Americans wont get it."
"Today someone was killed with a starter pistol... the police think it might be race related."
"How many Americans does it take to change a bulb? None, Mexicans do it for them."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, you'll be a mile away and he'll be barefoot."
"Reading two books simultaneously is educational. I just learned that Cardinal Richelieu huffed and puffed and blew the 3 little musketeers."
"Where do they weigh whales? At the whale weigh station of course."
"Where do you put a black jew? the back of the oven!!!!"
"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"