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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Jack is angry with his beans? Jack and the beans talk"
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"My neighbor knocked on my door at 2am last night. 2 am! Can you believe it? How rude. Luckily I was already awake playing my drums."
"My friend David lost his ID the other day... Now we just call him Dav."
"Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer."
"Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Me either, but I know how to brown it on one side."
"You learn something new everyday Unless you go to faith school"
"Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball"
"Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing? In case he gets a hole in one."
"The last human alive will get no funeral."
"Why would a dead girl lie? Because she can't stand up."