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Joke of the Day
"There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know."
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"*offers Batman cough drops*"
"I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who took time out of her or his busy schedule to tell me, ""omg you look like hell."""
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"What happened to the tyrannical peach? He got impeached!"
"Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out."
"Why cant a Gorilla get a job? BECAUSE HE'S BLACK"
"My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo. i told her, ""Of course, that just means she has better head!"""