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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I are both feminists But I'm a man so I'm a bit better than her at it"
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"How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb."
"4yo: let me smell your eyelashes! Me:...ok 4yo:smells like spiders. What if they eat your face? Me: this is how nightmares are born."
"When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think ""you fucking dirty bastard"""
"Ben Affleck being Batman won't ruin Batman v. Superman. (It'll be Zack Synder's fault.)"
"Now that it's 2017, to be accepting, I no longer see gender or age.... especially after my trip to Thailand"
"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."
"Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate? To lay off his campaign staff."
"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."
"My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time."