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Joke of the Day

"a man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide......... Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back ?"

"My ex boyfriend was into two types of women: 1) Me 2) My Best Friend"

"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""

"Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say ""Ask me again later."""

"Love is a battlefield. And I fight naked."

"Who's the best detective in Mexico? Sherlock-Holmes"

"I was having dinner .. .. .. with Garry Kasporov and on the table was a checkered tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt."

"It's fun to watch babies taste new things like ice cream, lemons, or 9-volt batteries."

"My New Year's resolution is to stop telling Dad jokes, shouldn't be that hard, I never joke about my father."

"Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race? Because he always came in a lil behind."