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Joke of the Day

"Who's the best detective in Mexico? Sherlock-Holmes"

"When there's still peanut butter on the knife after a dishwasher run, I just put it in the drawer because that peanut butter is clean."

"If I had a time machine I'd go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the shit out of people with an electric toothbrush."

"What did the child with no hands get for his birthday? Nobody knows yet."

"You send yourself a message through time. ""Invest in google"" it says. You don't have money in the past either. Nothing Changes"

"What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone."

"When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ? the four hands (you dirty minds)"

"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."

"Q: If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence, and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? A: Neither. Horses can't sing."

"Penis It's an insideher joke"