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Joke of the Day

"My ex boyfriend was into two types of women: 1) Me 2) My Best Friend"

"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How'd you get their little legs apart?"

"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."

"'I'm not going to school today' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly you're 35 years old. Secondly you're the principal.'"

"What's worse than waking up with a boner? Realizing it's not yours."

"Are all black people uncircumcised... Since they cum from the hood?"

"Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire? It was a poultry amount"

"Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game? He went down swinging!"

"I like to slip a Honey Boo Boo episode in every once in awhile to remind my husband that it could be worse."

"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"