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Joke of the Day

"I was having dinner .. .. .. with Garry Kasporov and on the table was a checkered tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt."

"What's a buddhists favourite curry? Chicken karma"

"I thought about opening up a cemetery... but it seems like it would be a large undertaking."

"The person who came up with ""happily ever after"" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years."

"My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary."

"What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles."

"What doesn't belong in this list? Wife, eggs, meat, blowjob. Blowjob doesn't belong. Why? Because you can beat your eggs, your meat, or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!"

"What do you call a stoned Irishman? A baked potato."

"The only way that meal could have been more disappointing is if it were an M. Night Shyamalan film."

"What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb bass."