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Joke of the Day
"Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics? All that backstabbing was too much for him."
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"Sunburn: Getting what you basked for."
"What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger..."
"I just bought a bidet The salesperson told me it'd clean the shit out of me!"
"Your password doesn't remember you either. He moved on. He's someone else's password now."
"I ran three miles today! Finally I said, ""Lady, take your purse."""
"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"
"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, it's a whopper"
"My favorite underwear is camouflage... Because no one can see me cumming."
"Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will ""change contestants lives FOREVER""...and it's a brain swap with a cow."