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Joke of the Day

"What's nine inches long, has a bright purple top, and made my wife cry when I fed it to her after jamming it up her ass? Her stillbirth"

"Why doesn't Trump like Google? Bing, bing, bing... (Source: The Daily Show, by Trevor Noah)"

"What did the Indian say to the nosy foreigner? ""This is ""naan"" of your business."" Sorry if you didn't laugh."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"

"Fellas, if she asks you to sign life insurance policies on the way to your honeymoon, you're probably not making it out alive."

"FIFA 16 joke. fifa 16 is going to feature women players for the first time, apparently in the consumables section you will be able to purchase tampons alongside contracts and chemistry styles."

"Did you hear about the Zodiac killer? I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!"

"The real power of a man... Is the size of the smile on his woman's face sitting next to him."

"just got mad that firefox was telling me that satan was spelled wrong but turns out it just wanted me to capitalize it and show some RESPECT"

"Miley Cyrus's fiance wants to break up with her. When asked why, he said that it's not twerking."