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Joke of the Day

"What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?"

"What wine pairs best with this bomb-ass Nokia ringtone"

"Poured my cat some almond milk & now she has bangs & drives a Prius."

"Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman is a douche"

"What are homeless ducks always asking for? A lil bit of quack"

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! *Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.*"

"I'll never forget the last thing my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket. He said ""Watch how far I can kick this bucket!"""

"The one good thing about Hitler? He killed Hitler."

"Reddit thread: What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/what_is_the_coolest_thing_i_can_buy_on_the/c5hp9rg"

"Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? He saw the phone bill."