201904

Joke of the Day

"What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships? ""Have a good one, son."""

"""I'm not really a big dog person."" - lying werewolf"

"A lot of people tell me I look like a blind Channing Tatum I don't see it"

"My wife bought me a second hand watch for my birthday... Anyway, better be going. The football starts in... 1200 seconds."

"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? Do you have a ticket for that?"

"What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend? Harambe"

"I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant There was a woman there who claimed that she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore."

"What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio."

"Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced ""Wichitay"" or ""Wichitah?"" It's pronounced ""Topeka."""

"Adele joined my evening class. She sits at the back silently, we don't talk about her. She's the elephant in the room."