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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm gonna become a solipsist, who's with me? Wait... no one's with me."
Next Joke
"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."
"Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie? To-mate-toes!"
"Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion."
"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""
"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it."
"What do you call a dog that harasses kids? A pit bully!"
"How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie"
"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.* *Only a fraction of you will understand this."