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Joke of the Day

"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it."

"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."

"Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said ""Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."""

"gas pump: do you want a receipt? Y/N me: *presses yes* gas pump: me: *pressing harder* YES gas pump: lol nope"

"What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other? They were MAROONED!"

"I beat a Prius today... Thank goodness I had on my running shoes."

"Why don't black people get on cruise ships. They already fell for that once."

"If a movie is ever titled Reception, we know it won't be starring AT&T.; Am I right? Up top!"

"I created a new joke and a new word today Plagiarism"

"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? ""Trust me."""