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Joke of the Day

"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""

"Can we speak to the Mayans and have the ending of the world earlier than planned? Preferably before the premier of the new Twilight movie."

"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"

"Soooo.... I was fucking this guy in the ass and I went for a reach around and the faggot had a boner"

"In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs. So I put a sticker on it saying, ""Warning: Highly Flannable."""

"I like how babies always look drunk. Even after only one beer."

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia fcuk"

"Hypochondria? I think I have that!"

"I argued constantly with my boss, so in the end I got the sack And buried him in it."

"Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour. Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2."