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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog that harasses kids? A pit bully!"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"When a package says ""Easy Open"" I end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber."

"How do you get a girl from the Midwest to ""s"" your ""d""? Dip it in ranch."

"A bunch of angry redditors get pissed because of...? (This joke?)"

"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"

"Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees."

"My New Yahoo Password NoSecur!Ty"

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff."