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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion."
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"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."
"Why do women live longer than men? They're not married to women."
"My friend and I are in a beard growing contest Right now it's neck and neck."
"what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy"
"What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. Something fishy that doesn't quite add up."
"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ!"
"Just for once I wanna be able to say ""It wasn't my fault"" without 4 people breaking down why it was my fault"
"Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire."
"My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation."