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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion."
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"A recent study shows most Americans like to have sex on days that begin with T Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow"
"Doctor Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!"
"A man pickpockets a random person and steals her credit card as the man walks off with the card, he says to himself 'hasta la visa'."
"It sucks when you get to work early but then shit for so long that your boss thinks you came in late. I need a ""I'm Here But Shitting"" sign."
"If I ever win the lottery & someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar & say ""Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."""
"Scientist1: You got any Sodium Hypobromite? Scientist2: NaBrO"
"A towel walks into a bar... He orders a drink, and says ""I'll have it dry."""
"I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong in so many levels."
"My girlfriend's not pregnant! Edit: I have to apologize... the pregnancy test came back false *negative*... she is pregnant."