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Joke of the Day

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.* *Only a fraction of you will understand this."

"Why is my ass good. Because I poop out of it and pick up average household items with it"

"I heard you put your dick in peanut butter jar... That's fucking nuts"

"What is good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"Weighing elephants is .. A large scale problem."

"Funny how you can tell a child Santa is made up and they accept it immediately, but you tell an adult God is made up, and they throw a fit."

"What's the purpose of propellers on a plane? To keep the captain cool. If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat."

"YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!"

"What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!"

"My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else."