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Joke of the Day

"5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would ""have a piece of cheese and calm down"" So, yeah, she's mine."

"TIL That I'm NEVER getting prostate cancer"

"""We invented sex"", proudly said the Greeks ""we introduced women into it"", said the italians"

"My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other day, she said ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."

"Doggy style My wife and I haf sex doggy style last night...She rolled over and played dead, and I sat there and begged for it."

"WHY IS ASS RED BECASUE MY DAD WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND FUCKED MY ASS TILL IT WAS RED YOU FUCKING RETARDS"

"If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity."

"CANADIAN: im a canadian DATE: cool i've never met a comedian befor CANADIAN: [is too polite to corect them, dedicates entire life to comedy]"

"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"