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Joke of the Day

"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."

"A guide to procrastination... I'll tell you later..."

"With a name like ""Earl"", I'm more afraid this hurricane will get drunk and beat a pregnant woman, than I am that it will cause flooding."

"Why does the lawyer hate doing pro-bono work? Because he fucking hates U2."

"Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day."

"I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster Nobody came."

"Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall"

"Man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways.... is going to Bangkok"

"I'm selling my talking parrot..... Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me."

"My wife was gang raped, impregnated and gave birth to a baby boy named Muhammed. Now they want to kill us for depicting the Prophet Muhammad."