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Joke of the Day

"TIL That I'm NEVER getting prostate cancer"

"Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says ""I've lost my electron."" The other says ""Are you sure?"" The first replies ""Yes, I'm positive."""

"My body is a temple Only because it hates Palestine"

"I need to lay off the caffeine. My neighbor keeps complaining that I'm tackling her much more than usual"

"I have so much Astronomy work it's out of this world."

"Still waiting for the FedEx joke? OP didn't deliver."

"He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth."

"Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S."

"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac? A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog."

"Did I tell you that my girlfriend has the flu? Yeah, basically."