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Joke of the Day

"If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity."

"There are tons of girls in my software engineering class... ...just not very many of them."

"Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft."

"how do I tell my boss I don't want to do work anymore but still want money"

"What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)"

"You know you're old when... ...what were we talking about?"

"Using a phone case is like buying a Ferrari and gluing Corolla body panels to it."

"What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? You let the pit bull finish."

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming."

"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and easily dissolved."