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Joke of the Day
"If the Hulk worked in the produce section of Kroger... would he be a Green Grocer?"
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"Beethoven:Who wants to hear some Symphonies? *crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!"
"I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time"
"Everyone want to change the WORLD, but no one thinks of changing THEMSELVES !!!"
"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."
"I just got smiled at by a lovely cashier who has plenty of teeth, but clearly only brushes her favorites."
"Cat Joke just kitten."
"Today i was woken up with a blowjob.. i will never fall asleep with my mouth open anymore."
"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting knocked out by the Rice."
"When I'd go to clubs, I spent half the time texting people who weren't there. Eventually I realized I could just send those texts from home."