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Joke of the Day

"I just got smiled at by a lovely cashier who has plenty of teeth, but clearly only brushes her favorites."

"Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But Mum I don't want three school dinners one is more than enough !"

"What is a sure way to pleasure 9 out of 10 people? Gang rape."

"It's inspiring today to see so many voters researching and learning about an important issue they voted on yesterday"

"Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting.."

"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"

"Schrodinger's cat walk into a bar And then it didnt."

"Pregnant The best part about being pregnant is...you can't hear your baby cry."

"[ear is bleeding for 3 days straight] hmm better keep an eye on that. [laptop slow for one second] i gotta run AdWare & antivirus right now"

"The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me."