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Joke of the Day
"Cat Joke just kitten."
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"If your product's third layer is for absorbency, I don't want to see the commercial at dinnertime."
"*feeds a horse 1 pound of weed *rides off into sunset on my high horse"
"My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of ""denied"". I said, ""Indeed""."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the freezer."
"Son: Mom, how was I born? Mom: Well son, it all started when I asked the wrong man for directions."
"Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh You're Crackers!"
"Why do scholars use big words? To avoid circumlocution."
"Why are black people so tall? Because their kneegrows"