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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a Hockey player messing up with you... ... Stop pucking around"
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"I was just adoringly watching my dog sleep and he woke up and caught me and now he thinks I'm some stalker weirdo."
"Where do girls have the curliest hair? Africa."
"thought I was watching Twilight for 45 min then I realized I was in an alley watching a dog bark at a dead cat next to some cardboard."
"Guy walks into a bar... So this Jewish guy walks into a bar in New York with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender goes where'd you get that? And the parrot says, ""in Brooklyn, they're everywhere."""
"Being a baker is a great side-job... ...especially when I knead the dough."
"Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!"
"What did one font say to the other while at the beach? ""Serifs up, dude!"""
"Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!"
"I hear they might change reddit's name to something more appropriate... Blueit, perhaps?"