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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting knocked out by the Rice."
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"What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!"
"A man proposes. A man goes down on his knees and proposes to her: *Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World* Looking bewildered she replied: **You want Both !!!??**"
"James Bond and Money Penny are locked in a trunk... Money Penny: What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus? Bond: my PPK? Money Penny: 'K"
"What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV? ""Sir, you dropped your receipt!"""
"What do you call a lamppost in Niger? Progress."
"so a man is playing a violin in the middle of the jungle And a lion comes up and eats him. A tiger comes up and says ""hey man why did you do that? It sounded beautiful"" and the lion replied WHAT?"
"Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice ."
"My friend asked me... My friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said wtf man it's 2016 you can use whatever printer you want"
"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street... when they passed a little boy. The priest leans toward the rabbi and says, ""Lets's fuck him!"" The rabbi asks, ""Out of what?"""