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Joke of the Day
"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."
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"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"
"I can turn a case of beer into a drunk man. Your move, Jesus."
"I have a dream... That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want."
"Actually....The quickest way to fix that annoying noise in your car is,,,,,, Just open the door and push her out."
"Your computer science teaching momma is so fat... ... she can flatten a binary tree in O(1)."
"No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter...and it just happens organically."
"What did the collage artist say to her assistant? Looks like I got my work cut out for me."
"What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight? A sithy."