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Joke of the Day

"Sign Driving through a residential area, saw a sign: SLOW Children Playing! I thought to myself ""Gosh, that's a bit cruel!"""

"Canada is 50% ""a"""

"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself"

"Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact."

"I'm not saying your mom is fat but she'd be worth a lot more in the UK"

"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you."

"So I heard you were good at making pee jokes Urine. EDIT: Wow most karma I've ever gotten in a post"

"2 Muffins are sitting in the oven... Muffin 1: ""it's really hot in here"" Muffin 2: ""holy shit! A talking Muffin!"""

"What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink? A double Manhattan on the rocks."

"My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking."