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Joke of the Day

"Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact."

"My wife gets annoyed with my long showers. I told her they could be 10-15 minutes shorter if she joined me."

"Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: ""Get out! We don't serve your type here! """

"Your baby was cute until I realized you're on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid."

"What's a ego maniac's favorite candy? Air heads"

"With the rape allegations against Cosby... I guess we know what he meant by pudding pops. (I just made this up. Sorry if it's been posted.)"

"Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"

"A frustrated doctor walks into a bar The bar tender asks, why are you fuming The doctor responds,""I DONT HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE"""